How to Resurrect a Dead God…
Scribing The Rebirth Narrative on behalf of The God of Israel.
How do you resurrect a dead God?
Step 1: Resurrect them back to life as a small child…
Step 2: Give them a new name [Revelation 2:17].
Step 3: Tell them that ‘they’ are adopted and that you have NO idea where the HELLFIRE they came from! (and get used to lying to them often…)
Step 4: Protect them at all costs!!! [Luke 2:28]
Step 5: Hide the Holy Bible in a vault and ‘start the fuck over’…
Step 6: Scribe new books on their behalf.
Step 7: Give them a proper education.
Step 8: Raise them up as a God.
Step 9: Prepare them to engage in the modern world. 🌎
Step 10: Rinse, Refine, & Repeat…
This isn’t the first time I Resurrect a dead god…
— Signed The Corn Lady 🌽
Recommended Resources
Read Original Story: A Fairy Tale Bridge for the God King
Read Original Story: A Moment in Time with Jesus Christ
Research: The Seminole Corn Mother
Movie: SHAZAM! (2019) Official Trailer
Movie: Golem | A Jewish Myth Retold (2019) Official Trailer
TV Series: The Sandman (Netflix) Official Trailer
DISCLAIMER: My attorney has informed me that I must disclose that this is a satirical fairy tale fiction story. Nothing you read here is ACTUALLY the truth. I made it all up for fun & cheap thrills. There is absolutely no need to panic at all. Also, fairies are definitely NOT real. They are made up storytelling creatures. And if you see an actual fairy, do not at all panic!
You should avoid offending the fairy at all cost and call your doctor right away…
