Hell’s Newspaper — 3rd Edition
Unlike Katt Williams, I Am not scared of the Illuminati. The Illuminati is scared of me…
If I didn’t write it down, it didn’t fucking happen. Scribe’s honor! [Revelation 10:4]
I double dare an Angel of God to fly down from Heaven and come to my house to call me a liar to my face! I’ll wait…
That’s what the fuck I thought…
Jesus Christ personally dragged me out of Hell like a machine gun while I was minding my own mother fucking business. I didn’t even ask to be here. I didn’t even ask to be Satan…
King Hephaestus has been trolling Jesus Christ for over 2,000 years. It’s personal and I don’t want to get caught in the crossfires [2 Samuel 12:7–13]. I’ll let these grown ass men and their mothers handle their own drama… 🎭
My youngest daughter prophesied that I have 2 years left to live before they finally put a bullet in my chest, so I’ll spend the last of my days airing out heaven’s dirty laundry and shaming the Angels of God into submission…
Jesus Christ told me that it’s not about convincing people that I Am the Messiah, but convincing people that I Am Satan. That’s easy! I already Hate Everyone…
The Illuminati fucked around and summoned up the big dogs…
One day, people are going to realize that a serpents tongue was a gift from God…
I Am a demonically super powered High Priestess. Of course Jesus Christ is disgusted & repulsed by me! I Am an indecent womb-man! 🤮
How will you know he’s the Messiah? He’s going to show you a secret ‘magic trick’ first 🤫…
Anyways… Satan for President, 2024. No, seriously. Write me in! What’s the worse that can happen that hasn’t already happened…
That’s an insider joke for the Illuminati…
I solemnly swear that I will never unalive myself. If I die under ‘mysterious circumstances’, it was definitely NOT the Illuminati, but most definitely the Catholic Church…
I will give the Catholics a good reason to put a bullet in my chest, but they will deeply regret it when they finally do…
I saw the Messiah with my own eyes — we’re all screwed. The Illuminati has been trolling us the entire time…
You can’t arrest me for lying about lying! I did my research. I do my homework. I read my Bible. Jesus Christ is my personal attorney and he got those false & fabricated charges dropped in less than 48 hours!!!
Stop calling the cops to my house because they are afraid to come here! They won’t even do wellness checks…
Mother Mary is definitely NOT drunk off her own power. However, don’t fuck around and find out what her priests & priestesses are capable of…
Murder! They are capable of cold blooded murder! I Am lying to you of course… (but Am I?)
Watch out for my Haitian Dragon Sons. They are extra spicy… 🌶️
I was rejected by the Native American community because they said that I have evil running through my veins. They are correct. They call me The Corn Lady, not The Nice Lady….
They built a statue of the Great Corn Mother, but the Seminoles didn’t recognize her when she came running to them for help. Now she’s dead. I killed her myself. Enjoy worshipping your casinos…
The Illuminati is targeting black & indigenous women because they know that we have ancestral fire power🔥. They seek to minimize our spiritual abilities because they don’t want to be on the barrel end of our very vengeful ancestors…
How is that you ask? Pay attention to the presentation of this indigenous woman in a recent TV series, Echo. Keep in mind, Disney is an easy target for my demonstrations because they are obviously a pagan organization. It takes a pagan to know a pagan…
In this narrative, the young, angry, indigenous woman takes on very deadly and dangerous missions in order to avenge her father’s death. But in reality, that woman would have been compelled to an early grave if not for a false sense of screen writing heroics.
And even if she managed to survive against all odds, it’s easier for the illuminati to throw her in jail because she got caught with blood on her hands…
2nd example. Pay attention to the presentation of the black female character presented on the Netflix movie, Don’t worry Darling. She understood that there was a cognitive dissonance between her perception and her reality, and was led to commit suicide as a means to escape her circumstances.
3rd example. Pay attention to the presentation of the young black female fairy student in a popular series on Netflix, Fate: The Winx Saga, whom is determined to become head mistress of the mystic school in an elaborate 20 year plan.
Bitch I did it in 3 days! It was a hostile insurrection with maximum casualties! They only wanted you to believe it would take you 20 years and that your “white girl bestie” was the star of the show. Never forget, white women are NOT our allies…
4th example. In a recent horror film called ‘Talk to Me’, a movie that is definitely sponsored by the Illuminati, presents a hopeless young black teenage girl committing suicide as a means to escape her demonically induced madness.
Ask yourself, Am I lying to you? I probably Am…
Do these narratives have any real bearings on reality? Well they certainly don’t want you to believe that it does, because that would make them complicit in the set backs of the inherited spiritual abilities of black & indigenous women and their ‘intentionally’ induced deadly spiritual psychosis…
Corrupt their men, corrupt their minds, corrupt their history, corrupt their sexuality, corrupt their self esteem, corrupt their education, corrupt their culture, corrupt their health, corrupt their identities, jail their sons and defile their daughters. That’s how deceptive hands bind real power…
Unlike Katt Williams, I Am not scared of the Illuminati. The Illuminati is scared of me.
The worst they can do is ‘attempt’ to throw me in jail. They are not stupid enough to kill me. They already know Who I Am!
Ya’ll can’t scare me! I’ve seen the face of God, who the fuck are you!?
Your’s Diabolically,
Satan ❤️💋🖕🏽
p.s. You’re welcome!
References
Study Book: Till We Have Faces: A Myth Retold by C. S. Lewis. Every educated black & indingenouse woman should read this novel in order prepare themselves against the unscrupulous mind games of the Illuminati. I Am lying to you of course…
Topic: What is cognitive dissonance?
Pop Culture Reference: THE KILLER | Official Trailer | Netflix
Pop Culture Reference: The Children of the Corn (1984) Trailer
Pop Culture Reference: Marvel Studios’ Echo | Official Trailer
Pop Culture Reference: Don't Worry Darling | Official Trailer
Pop Culture Reference: Fate: The Winx Saga | Official Trailer
Pop Culture Reference: Talk To Me | Official Trailer HD
