The Queen’s Quill — Judgements, Pardons, & Initiatives.

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Your Fairy God Mother
12 min readApr 30, 2024
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WARNING: This is a mature fairy tale fiction correspondences with bible characters, mythology, folklore, and strong languages, and is not suitable for most bitch baby readers. — Updated August 20th, 2024

The Queen’s Chief Messengers

Lady Minthe — Petitions & Request for the MotB (Mark of the Beast)
Lady Hathor — Private and confidential correspondences.
Sir Hermes — General messages & screening

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Head Mistresses

Lady Medusa — Garden Nursery (For prepubescent inhabitants.)
Lady Hera Lady of the Detention Centers
Lady Demeter — Head of Dormitory & Housing Accommodations.
Lady Mary, Mother of Jesus — The Haven: Mary’s Sanctuary

The Queen’s Task Masters & Departments

Betty Mae Jumper of the Florida Seminole Tribe Thank you for your service. Please assign the pardoned prisoners and accepted applicants of the MotB to their taskmasters.

The ‘New’ Mother Gaia — Apprentice of the Botanical Gardens

Queen Nzinga of Ndongo‘Combat Specialist Training Camp’

Lady Athena The Academy of Tactical Brilliance

Lord HadesThe Dragon’s Lair Academy

Cain (aka DMX) K-9 Guard Dog & Shepard’s Training

King Hephaestus‘The Forge’

Lord Moses — Leader of the Israelites — ‘The Wilderness Trials…’

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Pardons Granted by the Queen

Firstly, my earthly mother & earthly father are fully pardoned without condition, as well as their closest chosen relatives, friends, & households.

Malcolm X is hereby pardoned for his accusations. Welcome back from the land of the dead! Report to the protective custody of Lord Moses for rest, safety, & shelter. Prepare yourself for your special assignments…

Joseph F Girzone is hereby fully pardoned! Joseph is a black-belt prophet and is so much smarter and more worthy than your average white guy. He is also devilishly handsome and extremely clever in all of his ways. He is one of God’s most exceptionally cunning servants.

Also, Joseph is an exceptional scribe who has written better novels than all of Jesus Christ’s apostles combined! Joseph F. Girzone and his household may be the only white people left standing after the apocalypse. BEWARE!

Lady Medusa is hereby pardoned of all of her prior crimes. The curse laid against her has been modified at her request. Please report to your sisters, Stheno and Euryale. They are located in the garden nurseries. My messenger, Minthe, will escort you into your sister’s protective custody.

Lady Athena is hereby pardoned of all of her prior crimes. She has successfully rescued her own mother, Lady Metis, and placed her mother into the protective custody of the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program (JWPP). She may submit herself to the JWPP if she chooses to do so…

Lady Demeter is hereby pardoned of all of her prior crimes. Thank you for your service.

Lord Apollo is hereby pardoned of all of his prior crimes. Thank you for your service.

Lord Thanos is hereby pardoned of all of his prior crimes. Thank you for your service.

Earl Simmons aka ‘Cain’ (Book of Genesis) is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. Welcome back! Report to Lord Moses for rest, safety, & shelter. Prepare yourself for your special assignments.

Lilith (Mesopotamian) is hereby fully pardoned. She can do whatever the hell she wants…

Myself (High Priestess of Lord YHWH Elohim) is fully pardoned of my own crimes. I had to do 32 years of mental gymnastics to figure out what my ugly ass god children have been up to for the last 3,000 years. Also, Jesus died for my dumb ass too. All who are branded with the MotB will serve & protect me diligently.

Yeshua Elohim (Jesus Christ) is fully pardoned for all of his alleged crimes, unconditionally! That means, if Jesus Christ punches you in the face and breaks your nose in half, no one saw it happen and you are a big fat fucking blasphemer!

However, Jesus Christ, I have this against you! You have forsaken your mother deeply. Return to your mother, Lady Mary, immediately. All who are branded with the MotB will serve & protect you diligently throughout your long travels.

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Judgements, Partial Pardons, & The Application of the Mark of the Beast (MotB)

Lord Poseidon is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against him. Because of his alleged crimes, Lord Poseidon will be branded with the MotB. Kindly proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

Set (Egyptian) is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against you. You conspired against your own flesh and blood. You will be branded with the MotB. Please proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

Pirithous is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against you. You conspired to enter Hade’s Bride & Queen, Persophone. You will be branded with the MotB. Please proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

Theseus is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against you. You conspired with Pirithous to capture Hade’s Bride & Queen, Persophone. You will be branded with the MotB. Please proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

Barabbas is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against you. You know what you did! You will be branded with the MotB. Please proceed to the taskmasters to receive your next assignment.

Elijah Muhammad is hereby pardoned for his prior accusations. You will be branded with the MotB. Please proceed to the taskmasters to receive your next assignment.

King Hephaestus is hereby fully pardoned for all of his crimes. However, I have this against you. You are a deranged crazy jackass, and you are written into my ‘Book of the Beasts.’ Please be safe out there, being a crazy, deranged jackass and all. You give me such a headache! All who are branded with the MotB will serve & protect you diligently.

Lady Persophone is hereby pardoned of her prior crimes. However, I have this against you. You have struck down an innocent woman. Therefore, you will be branded with the MotB. Please report to your husband, Lord Hades, for reconciliations. You must remain in his realm at all times and avoid interfering with our war efforts…

Lord Dionysus is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against you. You have dealt a heavy hand against several women. You will be branded with the MotB. Kindly proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

Lady Artemis is hereby pardoned for her prior crimes. However, I have this against you. KARAMA IS A BITCH!!! You will be branded with the MotB. Kindly proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

King Solomon is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against you. You have insulted me deeply. You will be branded with the MotB. Kindly proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

Lord Abel (Book of Genesis) is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against you. I heard what you said to Cain to piss him off. Choose your words more carefully next time. Cain lives in ALL of us. Lord Abel will be branded with the MotB. Kindly proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

John the Baptist is hereby pardoned for his prior crimes. However, I have this against you. Mind your tongue and keep your head! You will be branded with the MotB. Kindly proceed to the taskmasters to receive your assignments.

Jehovah Witness Protection Program (JWPP)

New Names, New Identities, A Fresh New Start Somewhere Far Away From Here…

Lord Zeus, former King of the Gods, has been submitted to the JWPP and is ‘currently’ in protective custody.

Lady Aphrodite has been submitted to the JWPP and is in protective custody.

Lady Isis (Egyptian) has been submitted to the JWPP and is in protective custody.

Lord Osiris (Egyptian) has been submitted to the JWPP and is in protective custody.

Lord Horus (Elder), has been submitted to the JWPP and is in protective custody.

Lord Ares, (Greek) has been submitted to the JWPP and is in protective custody.

Lady Metis, Athena’s Mother, has been submitted to the JWPP and is ‘currently’ in protective custody…

Not Pardoned of any of their Crimes!

As for ‘The Devil’ & ‘Satan’, I forgive you both….

Continue to report to me personally every 1st Sunday of each month at my local church to receive your duties & assignments. If I am NOT at my local church, please do not panic…

I command that you both enjoy the sermon together...

Bring peace offerings with you each visit to ease my deep agitations towards you both. Let’s start off with a sincere effort of repentance…

The Alpha Beast Recovery Efforts | A New Sanctuary Initiative

In the valley of shadows and the chambers of death, my spirit is indestructible. I do NOT fear here, even in the face of great darkness. I sent my spirit to journey through the valleys when I was frantically greeted by a strange messenger with grave concerns. This messenger refused to let go of my garments and insisted that I follow him. I sent my spirit to follow this urgent request into a strange & very dark place.

I was led into a great deep tomb of despair further into the bottomless pit than I have previously allowed myself to travel. There I found a great giant beast bounded by chains. The beast was quietly breathing upon my arrival and I initially thought it was an extremely large statue due to the stillness of his posture.

At the sight of my light, the beast awoke with a great wailing. It cried out in desperation rattling the dust from the chains. The sounds & shaking was awful and I became deeply overwhelmed by the beast. I waited until the beast settled once again, with it’s eyes still tightly fixated on my face.

I quietly observed the beast and measured it’s bindings. I saw that it’s arms were tightly woven with great chains. I considered both the implications of abandoning the beast in it’s bindings rather than attempting to tame the beast into loyal submission as I have done in my past encounters.

After a long and painful moment of silence, I decided to take a calculated risk and to dispel the bindings that held the beast’s arms tightly against it’s body. If I needed to escape there would be the bindings left that anchored the beast to the tomb. As soon as the beast saw that his arms were free, he quickly reached out his hands and grabbed my entire spirit towards him.

I could not react fast enough to escape the beast’s grasp, and I was pulled into his body where I was held for a very long time. Once I accepted the strong embrace of the great beast, that’s when the visions began to slowly reveal itself to me. I saw a great awful tragedy unfolding. A great & awful suffering. I saw vivd & emotional memories through the eyes and body of the great beast. More awful and painful that I would have ever allowed myself to imagine otherwise. I could feel the deep wounds of the beast numbed away by the harsh reality of time.

His persistent torture & bindings were ceaseless & never ending, no matter how hard he cried out for help, not ONE could save him from his fate. He spoke of forbidden knowledges and I understood immediately why the giant was bounded and abandoned in chains. I quietly contemplated what was being revealed to me, determine to be of sound mind and good judgement while I observed the beast’s memories that it desired to share.

After a long time, the beast loosened it’s grips and I was carefully released from his strong holds. I felt that it was important that I didn’t immediately flee, reigniting old tragic wounds of abandoment. I quietly observed the beast and spent a great deal of time thinking of a strategy. I began communicating with the beast, asking him to share with me his desires.

His only desire was a dignified death & a proper burial…

Death is not easy in a place like this with a beast this giant. I shared with the beast visions of a sanctuary holding. One strong enough to contain him, but would not require chains to bind him. Immediately, the beast began to give feedback, asking for access to water, food, light, warmth, and modest comforts. I continued to exchange ideas with the beast on what the ideal accommodations would be. I stayed for a while until the beast was confident that I would quickly return to release him into better holding accommodations.

Shortly after my departure, I sent a special tactical team of my dragon specialists to accommodate the beast with food, water, wine, sedatives, several lanterns, and automaton companions for comfort. We provided a giant sized teddy bear full of encouraging letters from my spirit maidens. (this was not my idea…) I ask that my dragon specialist scribe all of their observations of the beast into new scrolls for official record keeping.

I quickly reached out to King Hephaestus and Lady Calypso to begin designing a strong hold sanctuary that will hold the beast until I can arrange for a proper ‘heaven bound’ ceremony.

After some deliberation, we came to a solution that a holding facility could be accommodated for the beast that will honor it with dignified amenities. The special project would take at least a month to complete. However, to give a beast that large and powerful a dignified death and proper burial would have challenges of it’s own…

Any failed attempts at ending the life of the beast would only exasperate & extend it’s great suffering…

We decided that the best course of action was to prioritize the comforts of the beast. We would also use this time to observe the beast and scribe our discoveries into new scrolls. The beast seems to be very intelligent and very strong in telepathic capabilities, so preparing the beast in advanced of his new accommodations would be a great benefit.

We hope that by showing the Alpha Beast kindness, it will have a greater impact on what happens ‘above’ and allow us to further contemplate how we plan to give the beast a dignified death, a celebrated burial, and a chance to see the light of heaven again…

Updated 12hrs: My chief messengers have been up all night sorting through a number of mail correspondences that was sent from various temples after the initial announcement of the list of pardons and the administration of the Mark of the Beast (MotB). After 8pm tonight, we will NOT accept any new letters. I am going to start dumping these straight in the trash…

We anticipated the Queen’s Quill series to cause an influx of correspondences. I have since updated the pardons list in response to multiple letters sent on BEHALF of my earthly mother & earthly father. I will not read or consider these letters, as not all of them contained respectful things or accurate information. My earthly mother & earthly father are fully pardoned without condition, as well as their closest chosen relatives. All who are branded with the MotB will serve & protect my family members diligently.

Lastly, for the hostile correspondences that were intended to intimidate me, those have gone straight to the trash and will never be acknowledged. Do NOT try me and my Starving Beasts.

By the time the rest of the world picks up on these fake ass fairy tale stories, it will already be too late…

DISCLAIMER: My attorney has informed me that I must disclose that this is a satirical fairy tale correspondence. Nothing you read here is ACTUALLY the truth. I made it all up for fun & cheap thrills. There is absolutely no need to panic at all. Also, fairies are definitely NOT real. They are made up storytelling creatures. And if you see an actual fairy, do not at all panic!

You should avoid offending the fairy at all costs and call your doctor right away…

Also, I am definately NOT writing these fairy tales under duress. And I was definitely NOT drugged, kidnapped, & forcefully initiated into the illuminati last year.

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Your Fairy God Mother

Just a normal storyteller. Definitely NOT with the illuminati or any other ancient secret mystic society. That would be utterly ridiculous!